精灵王国：Brighter Than The Sun

作者：毒心者夏克里尔

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Brighter Than The Sun

“公主让我来告诉你，她希望早餐吃些椒盐脆饼。（此处为双关：椒盐脆饼pretzel，下边女孩做的动作叫做human pretzel）”

这是几个目前在精灵公主阿丽莎的宫殿里工作的精灵女孩。

躺着的是安妮塔，她在小时候被吉普赛人掠走，在一群法外狂徒之间长大。她被训练柔术用于取乐和赚钱，当然赚到的钱都进了吉普赛人的口袋。直到有一天，精灵公主阿丽莎看到了她的表演并解救了她。安妮塔向公主解释说她唯一会的东西就是柔术了，于是公主让她成为了自己的宫廷柔术师（原文词汇：小丑，弄臣），令她可以继续靠柔术谋生。

窗口站着的是法拉琳，她是公主的朋友，而她们在小时候就认识了。她是如此的可爱以至于公主不愿让她离开自己的身边，——尽管她不是贵族而只是一个普通的农家女孩。随着她的成长，她浅金色的长发令她看起来更加美丽，但她的性格也变得有些糟糕——即使是以精灵的标准。当公主把安妮塔带回宫殿时，法拉琳对这个新来的柔软女孩非常感兴趣。

在精灵的社会学中，他们并不局限于夫妻关系，这种情况经常发生。“三角恋”会发展成三人间的亲密关系，当然这也并不是精灵间亲密的极限。

ps：海报上的女人不是公主

原文

Brighter Than The Sun

"The princess sent me to tell you she wouldn't mind some pretzels for breakfast."

Here's a couple of elven boys who currently work in the palace of the elven princess Arisha.

Amtril on the bottom was stolen by gypsies as a baby and grew up around outlaws, trained to amuse for money which all went into the gypsies' pockets, until one day the elven princess saw him performing and freed him, but after he explained that contortion was the only thing he knew, she made him her personal bendy jester, so he could continue living off the skills he already had.

Falaerin on the top is the princess's childhood friend, they met when they were both kids and Falaerin was so adorable that the princess just wouldn't let him go, even though he wasn't any sort of noble and just a regular villager's son. As he grew up his long-haired cuteness flourished into beauty, but he also became a major perv, even by very very high elven standards XD When the princess brought this new bendy boy to the palace, Falaerin was very amused by the new opportunities :3

As it often happens with the elves who rarely have just couples, the "love triangle" smoothly grew into a threesome, which is of course not the limit for elven relationships XD

p.s. The woman on the poster is NOT the princess!! XDDD It's the Snowmaiden from here: